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McCain versus Obama, in square circle!

I literally got ONE MINUTE into the debate.I got as far as Senator Obama blaming the financial crisis entirely on the Bush administration, to which he's going to link Senator McCain. Nevermind that...

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Wisdom from the mouths of babes

“You ever want to crack God up, just tell Him what your plans are.” This from our receptionist this morning.  As Madeline Kahn said, “It’s twoo, it’s twoo!”

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One other thing

Two weeks and a day with no alcohol. It ain't too bad. I don't miss it, except in that it's a habit that I broke after a long time.I would say, "15 days down, XXX days to go" but I don't know when or...

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That's just how I roll

 Popped two Mentos in my mouth, took a big ol’ swig of Diet Coke.   At my desk!   I’m such a rebel.    

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I'm public again

Having this in private was causing too much of a rift at home, so I’m public again.   Incidentally, if anyone out there is tempted to do this Love Dare thing that was featured in the movie Fireproof....

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Just so my wife knows I miss her tonight

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This made me grin

Real Genius + the BeastlesThis is sweet.

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REALLY hard question for pop culture junkies

The year was 1994. John Travolta's career was about to be revived by former (some would say eternal) video store geek Quentin Tarantino. Travolta hosted Saturday Night Live and starred in my favorite...

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Turning point?

Tonight, I took my wife to see Fireproof. I was worried that she wouldn't agree to go. I was worried that she would already have something planned that managed to take precedence. We are both guilty of...

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10 Worst Halloween "treats" to give

Someone finally remembered the real reason for the season!Here's a brilliant article on the ten worst things you can pass out at Halloween. My personal favorite is probably Reese's Peanut Butter Cups....

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Will the Last Honest Reporter Please Turn On the Lights?

I'm not a radical right-wind wacko who thinks President Bush never lied to us. I'm not a Kool-Aid drinker. You guys know that my support of McCain is more because of my heartfelt need to oppose the...

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It's coming, people

I talked with a customer today. She was lamenting how much pain she's in because of a toothache. Her wisdom teeth are coming in, she explained. Have been for a year and a half. "I'm just putting off...

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Stoopid Global Warming

Yesterday when I got out of bed, it was thirty-one degrees Fahrenheit in Atlanta. We got our first frost while it's still October. Yesterday and today, my customers in the Northeast are complaining...

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State of the Me

It’s been a madcap few weeks.I’d been interviewing for a job, several months ago. It looked like it was on hold until January. Then, three weeks ago, they decided that they want me NOW. So now I’m...

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Don't forget or let your vision be clouded

Take a minute today to think. What do you normally blog about? Beer, politics, women, job problems, the kids. . . whatever.Today is different, though.You are allowed to say what you think. You have the...

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A most unfortunate headline

I was scanning headlines on the Drudge Report today and discovered a most unfortunate headline. When you consider the nautical history of the term "bail out," it really makes the tone of the headline...

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Two nice things

Thursday night, Stacey and the kids and I went out for a steak dinner that was put on by the Knights of Columbus. At one point, Stacey made a muscle and said, "See, I got muscles!" Then I flexed and...

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Regarding the Big Three

If you want for us to bail you out, you will have to go along with our requirements. If you don't want to go along with those requirements, fine. We'll just keep our money, then.1. Cut wages for auto...

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Best Fan Vid of 2008

This is a beautifully done fan film by someone who really, truly gets The Crow. Between clips from the comic by James O'Barr and snippets of the film starring Brandon Lee, the person who made the film...

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Just checking in

Funnies?Scary, disturbing and makes me weep for the future, actually. Thanks for asking.

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